Hacked

by D3ST40Y34





[@D3ST40Y34 - @PICCHI NETA]

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@Picchi-_-Neta
You have been Hacked! Not because your stupidity, because your security is very low.
Update it soon, or I will back!!!
GOOD NIGHT :*.

It's Picchi Neta. .

 

 

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh…

Santa (on phone): Maa khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

Santa (on phone): Maa khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka…

Santa: “Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?” Banta: “B.A.”Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta??

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A."Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta??

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time…

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to…

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar,…

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece…

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes…

once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai… Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi… Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek…