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Update it soon, or I will back!!!
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Dharam: Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna. Basanti: So now u gonna tell me what to do nd wat not to do.Urself using abusive language,wearing out of fashion clothes,clinging to old rusty chains nd doing nothing.Who d hell r u to order me? Gabbar play d DJ…!!!

Dharam: Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna. Basanti: So now u gonna tell me what to do nd wat…

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek hi to cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paar, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye…!!

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek hi to cartoon jaisi cheez…

Majnu ko laila ka msg nahi aaya, majnu ne 3 din khana nahi khaya. Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar me, laila baithi hai msg free hone ke intejaar me…!!!

Majnu ko laila ka msg nahi aaya, majnu ne 3 din khana nahi khaya. Majnu marne wala hai laila ke…

Bazuo me dum rakhta hun, dil me gum rakhta hun, pata hai sms ayega tera, isliye DISPRIN hamesha sang rakhta hun. . .

Bazuo me dum rakhta hun, dil me gum rakhta hun, pata hai sms ayega tera, isliye DISPRIN hamesha sang rakhta…

Mat karo hasinao se pyaq,wo ankho se waar karth hain.Maine teri wali ki ankho me dekha hai, wo tujhse hi nahi mujhse bhi pyar karti hai….!!

Mat karo hasinao se pyaq,wo ankho se waar karth hain.Maine teri wali ki ankho me dekha hai, wo tujhse hi…

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat ke, hum kutto ke yaar ho gaye. Wo humare na ho sake, par hum kutto ke sardaar ho gaye

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat ke, hum kutto ke yaar ho gaye. Wo humare na ho sake, par hum…

Do u know why god made spaces between our fingers? Ans:So dat sumday,sumbdy can cum,hold ur hand,n say, “LE BIDI PI”

Do u know why god made spaces between our fingers? Ans:So dat sumday,sumbdy can cum,hold ur hand,n say, "LE BIDI…

Bas nazro se dekh liya hota, Bas nazro se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi hume daraane ki, hum yu hi dar jaate,kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki?

Bas nazro se dekh liya hota, Bas nazro se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi hume daraane ki, hum yu…

WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR- DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena

WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor…

Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta

Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to…